Episode 74 - Cool as Ice

Our latest movie stars that tough guy rapper turned actor who is as cool as ice. We all know who we mean here - that's right, it's Vanilla Ice. 

He and his crew ride around on crotch rockets and cause mostly lighthearted trouble (except for the time that he almost killed his love interest in an attempt to impress her), until a bike malfunction has them staying at Pee-wee's Playhouse, where they dance around and make peanut butter-pickle-sardine-mustard-pineapple sandwiches. Vanilla Ice's "Johnny" keeps trying to impress the pretty straight A high school student of his dreams, and somehow, eventually succeeds. But it's a twisting, confusing, and hilariously bad road to the conclusion, full of bumbling criminals, 12-hour dates in the desert, and impromptu rap performances.